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Hai, my name is Nura. If I know you in real-life, you might as well just leave now, you're not welcome here. I blog what I find funny, but that doesn't mean I can't be serious. If you guys ever need to vent or just need someone to talk to, I'll be here for you. I seem like a cunt at first but DON'T WORRY, I just keep getting worse. I love you.

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my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an anxious and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light

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We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

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grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

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mirkittyt:

At first you think it’s just an attractive gif of Harry but then Louis comes in anD THE LARRY FEELS BITCH SLAP YOU IN THE SOUL

mirkittyt:

At first you think it’s just an attractive gif of Harry but then Louis comes in anD THE LARRY FEELS BITCH SLAP YOU IN THE SOUL

awkwardvagina:

*submits your sex tape to americas funniest home videos*

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asphyxion:

i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing

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frenchroyalty:

YEAH IM SURE TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE BEST PERSON TO GET DATING ADVICE FROM

frenchroyalty:

YEAH IM SURE TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE BEST PERSON TO GET DATING ADVICE FROM

krvsty:

hello 911 yes do you accept jesus christ as your lord and savior 

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  • Friend: Lol remember when you liked-
  • Me: THAT WAS A DARK TIME ALRIGHT

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